Dear Home Ec 101,
How should I deal with all the whiskery bits left behind after my husband shaves?
In celebration of the season, we’d like to present our advice in song.
Sing to Up On The Rooftop
Manly whiskers in my sink
well thank goodness, they don’t stink
Clean them out with a foxtail brush
Whatever you do, don’t let the water rush.
Shaving in my bathroom buzz, buzz, buzz
Now no more messy whisker fuzz