Dear Home Ec 101,
I have an 8 am Philosphy class, but I find that a cup of coffee and the crust from last night’s pizza is never enough to power me through my demanding 12 credit minimum. Do you have any no-effort suggestions, Taster’s Choice is pretty taxing already.
Anemic in Akron
Scientists agree skipping breakfast is the fast-track to bad health, but who has that kind of time?
Well, you’re in luck the fine folks at Hot Pockets® have solved your breakfasty dilemma. Here’s a handy tutorial, just for busy people like you.
Read the box and note, it must be nutritious, it has real cheese.
Serve with appropriate garnish and sides.
Enjoy the rest of your April Fool’s Day.