B is for Bacon, the king of all cured meat. B is also for budget and we buckle down when we must. B is also for Bathrooms where we all have to go, so we might as well keep those clean and shiny.
C is cleaning from left to right and top to bottom it’s also for crock-pot and chlorine bleach. We do chores every day and sometimes we fight, but we learn to assign them fairly so everything’s alright.
G is for gravy, one of your first cooking skills.
H is for homemade, versions of all your favorites.
I is for ink, a pain of a stain. I is also for independence, something you gain with the life skills you learn along the way.
K is knives, better keep them sharp and don’t forget knife skills, they make cooking less of a chore. K is also for kitchen, the heart of the home, it’s also a pain in the butt to keep clean, so we have an entire section on that room alone.
M is for meal plan, which we’ll teach you to do. It’s for Menu Mondays and meatloaf that you’ll make again and again, and marinara, which isn’t just meatless spaghetti sauce, and don’t forget our merch.
P is for pantry, which we all should have. Shop from it weekly to keep your budget on track. Keep it stocked, in case zombies attack.
U is for upholstery, which can be a nightmare to clean.
V is for vinyl, not our favorite flooring choice.
X is for the eXtra effort you’ll put into this company-worthy pot roast. You’ll have to cut me some slack, I found something for Q.
Y is for the answer to How do you keep a clean home? YOU put crap away.
And with that, friends and neighbors, I am going to take a nap. If you have lingering questions, you can send them to email@example.com!