This evening right before bed while he was outside letting the dogs out, my husband saw a roach on our back porch. He was barefoot, so he grabbed the nearest object to him so he could try to kill it. Normally a brilliant man, he had a momentary lapse of stupid, and he smashed this roach with a plastic bottle of lighter fluid. You guessed it: the bottle cracked, and lighter fluid started leaking out on our wooden porch.
He got out the hose and washed off the deck pretty well. I made him strip out of his pajama bottoms while he was outside because he’d gotten lighter fluid on one of the legs. He used the garden hose to rinse the cuff of those out, and they’re going to stay out on the porch overnight.
I know that putting those pants in the dryer if they have any lighter fluid left on them is a recipe for disaster. What’s the best way to handle this? Should I hand-wash and line dry them tomorrow? Is there anything else I need to do with the deck? I know the joke about “Oh, no, there’s a roach! Better burn down the house!” but I’d rather not let that actually happen.
Patient and loving wife
PS Yes, he did manage to kill the roach.
I do believe what you are referring to as a mere “roach” may actually be the much more insidious and untrustworthy with their gift of flight, Palmetto Bug. Or in the words of every transplant who moves to SC, “giant [insert expletive of choice] cockroaches” which perfectly justifies the level of reaction described.
I hate them. I had one chase me down the hall the night of the housewarming party, thankfully none of you noticed as I managed to keep the disgusted squeal down to a squeak and did have a shoe handy, no lighter fluid necessary.
To solve your query: How to safely remove lighter fluid or other flammable liquids from clothing? You are exactly on the right track. Spot wash the affected area and line dry.
The volatile nature of the chemical actually plays in your favor when it comes to removing it from fabric.
Use regular detergent or dish detergent and a bucket, rinse thoroughly, and hang dry. The deck will be fine, but you can spot scrub it if it makes you feel better.
Simple and done.
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