Heather’s gonna kill me! :::snicker:::

Thanks all for the great ideas of names.

oh i've got it- Snippy Vas Deferens :-)

Ouchita (pronounced Witch-ee-taw)...old Indian word means, "Water's 'bout knee deep". Ouchita Camembert (like the cheese).

ironically, when my mother was expecting my brother, i wanted to name him heather if he was a girl. my mom said "you cant name a kid heather, that's a flower"

you should name it heather, heather ;-)

I once had a friend who was having her house roofed by a father and son duo named JoBob and JoEd. We also have a Morris and a Beamis (middle name) in the family.

While it is great fun to "make up" some weird names, I think there are enough "real" names that are quite... ummm.. unfortunate to have.

Esmerelda
Hortence
Horatio
Bertha
Buella

Dick
Melvin
Myron

Hilred Rosella or Rufus Perdum...Luther? LOL...all my grandparents names. Or she could do all out southern boy and name him BillyBobBubbaJack. No breath between names...LOL

I went to school with a girl named Aurora Belle Dembrosky. We all called her Rory. Then there was Candice Kane (oh yeah, Candy). I worked with a nurse who did her internship in the maternity ward. She tells the story of the 14 year old girl who wanted to name her child "Filopia" (of the "fallopian tube" type). Apparently, she had heard a doctor say it, didn't know what it meant and could not be dissuaded from using it. I guess they all get a good laugh from that to this day.

When my second son was born we came up with Logan, after a movie we had watch...anyone guess which one it was? Well my son was 4 and like to rhyme everything...He called him Logan Togan Hogan we have convinced him Logan is much shorter:)

My husbands middle name is Olaf...his family calls him that all the time and yes one of our sons has that middle name, but it makes my hears cringe when they call my husband that as if it were his first name.

When my brother was born I was 5 years old, and I really wanted to name him "Treehouse". For some resaon my parents didn't like that name.

So what do you think, Heather? "Treehouse" It has a ring to it, no? We could shorten it and call him "Tree" if you want. ;-)

Adding another spam e-mail name to the list.

I give you:
Hugh *ahem* Peter

Seriously, I didn't make that one up.

You could always check comics.
Mimi, Linus, Clem, or Pasquale could be winners.

how about Adalgiso, it's german and means "noble hostage" since she's not letting that kid loose any time soon lol

no?

Adolph Stalin has a nice ring to it

(who, me evil?)

Propecia Inertia Alberta Spruce

I knew a girl named Destiny Diamond in high school, a boy named Clarke Barr. I can't imagine someone with an interesting name leading an ordinary life.

The name that has run through my father's family for generations? Azariah Theophilis. Plus the surname is three syllables, making it all the worse....

I'm pregnant now, and we've joked about the following:

Rebar Tapedeck
Treason Riot

And some friends of our are going with Tractor.

I had a roommate in college who's pregnant sister named her son Satchel. She thought it was a beautiful name, and she didn't believe us when tried to tell her that a "Satchel" is a bag.

Oh well.

My late great-aunt: Eliza Mozella

Luberta!

Of course, there always is the classic Ouiser (as in Ouiser Boudreaux).

My favorite is from a SNL sketch when I was pregnant with my last child:
for a Boy, Asswipe, pronounced Az We Pay.

There are two godawful names in my family that, thankfully, have outlived their popularity. Hezikiah, for a boy, and Effie, for a girl.

Of course, I've found that the spam folder in my e-mail is an excellent place to turn up ridiculous names. For example:

Norse T. Eyebrows (seriously!)
Melva Habiline
Hermine Wolffina

I think those would make fine names for the little one.

First of all, there are two kids in my town named Burt Reynolds and Bo Rocket.
**giggle**
I'm going with Francesca Diane. The reason, it just makes me laugh because it sounds so hoity toity.

I am from Charleston,South Carolina and down here red rice goes with everything.

Rhett Butler Ravenel Legare - if it's a boy.
Beyonce McCain Regan - if it's a girl.

Maravilline works well for a girl too.

Sue if it's a boy ~ yep.

You really can't go wrong with Egbert or Bertha.

And yes, I dated a Belva Louise.
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DH and I joked about "Washita Farfegnugen....that's a real purty name."

I vote for Aqualita Velveeta. It has panache, no?

Well, my DH always said we had so many daughters that we were running out of names and would eventually have to use Polly Esther. Fortunately, it was all boys after that.

Hehehe... The German is the child of Jurgen... Nice solid name... However, I have a grandfather named Humbert and aunts named Doristein and Ethelynne craving namesakes.

Or the worst I have heard is a girl from my sorority named Budonna. Yes, her father was Bud and her mom was Donna...

Ain't no countin' for taste.

Prayers for Heather and Baby ?.

When my daughter was still in womb, I suggested to my wife we choose a classical name like Rose.

she was intrigued up intil the point I spelled it out for her.

ROWS

My daughter is now named Sophia.
Without doubting your intelligence, I lost that discussion.