Dear Home Ec 101:
If you had a big jarful of fortune cookies left over from Chinese takeout, what would you do with them?
~ Fortunate One
Caution: Opening too many fortune cookies at once may be seriously harmful to your future.
I was stumped for a moment. Leftover fortune cookies, how could that happen? It just didn’t mesh with my reality, but here is what I came up with:
- Crush and use instead of graham cracker crumbs for peanut butter balls.
- Make a cookie crumb crust.
- Pass out as favors at a child’s birthday party.
Mr. Heather suggested unwrapping and scattering in a dark hallway to re-enact the scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Short Round – Feels like we’re walking on fortune cookies.
(lights come on)
Short Round – Those aren’t fortune cookies!
Of course, if you choose to take his advice, you’ll need tips on sweeping.
I look forward to seeing the suggestions from all of our Home Eccers.
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